Finding the Twerp in Antwerp, Belgium

Thanks to Viking River Cruises for inviting us along and providing this adventure through the tulips and windmills of Holland and Belgium with stops in Amsterdam, Kinderdijk, Antwerp, Bruges, Veere, Hoorn, and Arnhem.

The medieval city wall and gate of Antwerp - the Steen

Before visiting Antwerp a thought struck usmaybe the city had something to do with the term twerp.

Our investigation revealed several suggested ideas that we could try to pin on Antwerp.

Perhaps it came from T. W. Earp back in the early twentieth century, or the Low German word for dwarf, Twarg.

Bucket list item: Antwerp, Belgium!

Or, according to Kurt Vonnegut, a twerp is someone who shoves false teeth up his rear end to bite the buttons off of the back seats of taxi cabs. Funny, but we found that one pretty unlikely.

The Steen, which means stone, is a part of the original thirteenth century fortifications of Antwerp, Belgium

We did not find a single reference to the city in Belgium, and didn’t see any reason why there would be, since there is nothing twerpy about Antwerp.

Our Antwerpen adventure began at the Steen, a medieval gate in the ancient city wall.

The Steen, which means stone, is a part of the original thirteenth century fortifications of Antwerp.

The name refers to the foundations, but the defenses were upgraded up until the eighteen hundreds.

They Might be Giants!

Just before entering through the gate, we met the first of the two legendary giants that are said to have terrorized the city through the ages, the Lange Wapper.

Lange Wapper, the legendary giant of Antwerp, Belgium

While tales of this shapeshifting nuisance go back as far as anyone can remember, the statue depicting Lange Wapper annoying two townsfolk who look to have consumed a bit too much Belgian beer was placed relatively recently, in 1963.

The Castrated Keystone

The Roman fertility keystone of the Steen in Antwerp, Belgium

The keystone of the gate is said to be the oldest artifact in Antwerp, a Roman fertility figure whose manhood has seriously suffered over the centuries.

In the Middle Ages, the city placed the already ancient carving over the entrance as a show of masculinity, but soon women were snatching off bits of his endowment and feeding it to their husbands in hopes of improving their love lives.

Later the Jesuits completely castrated the poor little idol as a statement against the pagan nature of the entire ordeal.

Ouch!

A House of Meat

The meat house, Vleeshuis, in Antwerp, Belgium

Once inside the wall, we headed directly into the historic center of the city.

The first building to catch our eyes was the Vleeshuis, or Meat House, which was built in 1504 as the meeting hall for the butcher's guild.

The claim is that the masonry was made to resemble stacks of bacon by using layers of white stones and red bricks.

We're thinking that this was perhaps a happy coincidence and took that information with a grain of salt pork.

Oddly, we were craving bacon for the rest of our stay.

Politics as Usual

As we moved into the city center, we found the guild houses that played a big part in Antwerp's development. These groups of merchants and tradesmen met in ornate buildings surrounding the main square, and were instrumental in the politics of the city for hundreds of years.

The guild buildings in Antwerp, Belgium

Each building is topped with golden statues signifying the business that the guild represented.

The City Hall of Antwerp, Belgium

They chose to build near City Hall because they petitioned the council for favorable rulings for their businesses.

It struck us that these must have been some of the world's earliest lobbyists.

The impressive Renaissance-style City Hall was built as a symbol of Antwerp's power in the city's golden age.

However, by the time it was completed in 1565, time was running short for this prosperity.

Ten years later Spain took over and the heyday was over.

Lucky for us, the remarkable structure survived.

The guild buildings in Antwerp, Belgium

The Tale of the Severed Hand

Antwerp, Belgium's city hall with Brabo the giant slayer - and hand cutter

<-- It's not every day we see a statue chucking a severed hand!

The square is also where we met the second of Antwerp's legendary giants, Antigoon.

It seems that he had the habit of extracting a toll from anyone wishing to cross the river, or cutting off the hand of those who refused and tossing it into the water.

Finally, after years of Antigoon's antics, a young Roman soldier named Brabo stepped up, slayed the giant.

Turnabout is fair play: Brabo then chopped off Antigoon's hand and chucked it into the river.

David and some kids posing on the severed hand of Antwerp, Belgium - GypsyNester.com

According to the tale, that was how Antwerp got its name, from the Dutch words for hand (hand) and to throw (werpen).

The square in front of the city hall is dominated by an enormous statue depicting Brabo standing on top of Antigoon and holding the severed hand over his head, ready to fling into the river.

There's also the hand itself further down the road.

No word on whether the Roman hero called the giant a 'twerp while removing his appendage.

Veronica poses on the severed hand of Antwerp, Belgium - GypsyNester.com

There's Something About Mary

The Church of Our Lady in Antwerp, Belgium

One square over, we came to the Cathedral of Our Lady.

Actually, at over four hundred feet tall, we couldn't help but see the church, or at least the tower, all day.

It is the tallest structure in the city, and shall remain so by law.

Construction began in 1352, and ended in 1521, but that one hundred and ninety years wasn’t long enough for the church to be officially completed.

Beautiful rendition of the Virgin Mary in the Cathedral of Our Lady in Antwerp, Belguim

Inside, we found an unusual conglomeration of styles because the church has served as both Catholic and Protestant over the years - often suffering serious damage in the process of converting.

<-- We adored this wonderfully playful version of the usually stoic Madonna

Restorations are continuing, and we were very pleased to find that the altarpieces, The Raising of the Cross and The Descent from the Cross by Belgium's best-known artist, Peter Paul Rubens, have been returned to their rightful place in the cathedral.

Really bizarre statue of a lion at the Cathedral of Our Lady in Antwerp, Belgium
Loved this guy too - our guide told us that the artist didn't know what a lion looked like. So he just jammed.

Our guide regaled us with the legend of the giant Lange Wapper and how the wily people of Antwerp thwarted his bizarre mischief. Apparently, one of the shapeshifter's pranks was to disguise himself as an infant, sneak into homes, and steal breast milk from nursing mothers.

Knowing that Lange Wapper hated the town's patron saint, Mary, the townspeople affixed statues of Mary on the outside of their buildings for protection. Everywhere we stepped in the old city we saw these wonderful works of art. The Marys must have worked their magic because we never caught a glimpse of Lange Wapper inside the city gate.

Statues of Mary on the buildings in Antwerp, Belgium. Legend says that these statues were erected to ward off evil beings like the giant Lange Wapper

Trains and Diamonds

The train station in Antwerp, Belgium

After lunch we waded deeper into the city.

Lucky for us Antwerp's a great walking city, so we didn’t need any taxi-seat-button-biting dentures in our bums to go check out the rest.

 A leisurely stroll to the Centraal Station took us along the Meir, the city’s main shopping boulevard.

The fantastic domed depot was constructed at the turn of the twentieth century and pays tribute to Belgium’s pioneering history of rail travel.

The train station in Antwerp, Belgium

The country proudly claims to have had the first railroads on the European continent.

The area is also famous for diamond merchants, with about half of all of the diamonds sold in the world passing through at one time or another.

Meir, a broad shopping boulevard that runs from the old center to the Centraal Station in Antwerp, Belgium

Needless to say these transactions are not public, but there are certainly plenty of jewelry stores along the promenade.

After our walk we were more interested in another of a girl’s best friends, the fabulous Belgian beer.

We grabbed a seat on the sidewalk at The Duke of Antwerp, and ordered a bit of one of the city’s famous brews, Martin’s pale ale.

Our Introduction to Belgian Beer. Hello Belgian Beer!

Martins beer in Antwerp, Belgium

It didn’t take long to notice that beer is an integral part of life in Belgium.

Nearly two hundred breweries are brewing their brains out in this country that is only about the size of Maryland.

On our way back to the ship we stopped off again at the main square to try two more of those brands.

Our waiter recommended DeKoninck as the perfect example of a local libation, and Tongerlo, which has been awarded as the best beer in the world.

It was there that we observed that each brand of beer must be served in a glass unique to its style and name.

Tongerlo and DeKoninck beer in Antwerp, Belgium

Belgians deem this to be of prime importance, going so far as to refuse a beer if an establishment has the audacity to serve it in the wrong glassware.

We noticed that the DeKoninck was properly representing Antwerp because the logo on the glass featured a detached hand.

As far as the Tongerlo’s claimit was very good, but we will need to do much more research on fermented beverages from around the world before we are anywhere near ready to declare it the best on the planet!

Here’s to hoping there are no twerps along the way.

Cheers!

David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com

See all of our adventures in Belgium!

Thanks to Viking River Cruises for inviting us along and providing this adventure through the tulips and windmills of Holland and Belgium with stops in Amsterdam, Kinderdijk, Antwerp, Bruges, Veere, Hoorn, and Arnhem.

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