decades of tulips and fatballs. EIGHTY years. This is no amateur
operation. This is serious stuff. Its Tulip Time in
Holland (Michigan), and when it comes to festivals, these
people dont mess around.
It would seem that the six million tulips alone would be more than enough for any small Midwestern town, but not so for
The eight days of festivities begin and end with a Klompen good time. Several times a day, the Klompen Dancers don Dutch garb and take to the streets around Centennial Park. The sound of wooden shoes clomping on the pavement literally fills the air. Excruciatingly thick socks are worn to fight the friction caused by the mercilessly unyielding footwear as well as to keep the lumber leg caps from becoming noggin knocking missiles during the high kicking portion of the show.
Hundreds of Hollanders participate in the dancing every year, initially with their local high school troops, then coming back time and time again as alumni.
The handmade patterns for the dancers costumes are closely held by Directors, a title referred to by many of the indigenous inhabitants we chatted up. We presumed that a Director is quite a high ranking position in the Holland Tulip Secret Society. A kind of Don in the underworld of flowering bulb festivals.
|When a dancer is found worthy of performance, Fields Fabrics is given the performers measurements and the choosing of the material commences. Fields Fabrics is the exclusive supplier for all things Dutch and wearable in Holland. We dont think it would be advisable to procure materials elsewhere, if you get our drift, a person may very well get whacked. Once an offer is made that cant be refused, a local seamstress sews the ensemble.|
|The costume is then inspected to assure that it meets the standard for authenticity and construction, as per the Directors criterion and the festivals website. The whole process must be very akin to selecting a prom dress for many of Hollands giddy youngsters. The end result is a wonderful bouquet of|
|While visiting Fields Fabrics, we asked about the curious little gold twirly thingys that adorned certain dancers temples. We were hoping for some inside dirt on how this blooming little organization operated. Perhaps the quirky little spirals were in lieu of a secret handshake or some sort of insidious insignia. No such luck. We were informed that they are called kissers --|
Really? we asked.
I dont think it works, was our answer from the pleasant proprietor.
|Giving up on trying to crack into the Dutch Mafia, we decided to absorb the rest of the celebration without malice. There was so much to take in -- the traditional street scrubbing before the parades, the Muziekparade, Kinderparade, and Volksparade (bringing new meaning to the phrase Dutch Clean). The Kinderplaatz, Wooden Shoe-Be-Doo, trolley tours, a beer garden and food.|
midst the merriment, we happened upon a food wagon emblazoned
with OLDE WORLD DELI FATBALLS. The procession
of folks waiting for a fatball was amazingly long. Could balls
of fat actually be the gastronomical hit of Tulip Time? Curiosity
got the better of David, so he joined the line while Veronica
went in for a bit of recon. Peering
in the back of the wagon, the fatball mystery began to unfold.
A man stood feeding corndogs, French fries and
toward the front of the wagon, Veronica spied the staging
area, the site in which the fatball assembly took place. Here
were grapefruit sized lumps of fried dough glistening with
corndog flavored oil. The balls were then cut open, unceremoniously
packed with either pudding or pie filling, wrapped into grease absorbing
paper and stuffed into a paper snowcone holder, then handed
Veronica rejoined David just as he received his chocolate and Bavarian cream fatball. The orb was more like a lump of pizza dough than a doughnut. Dense, without a trace of sugar. Davids arm bulged with the sheer weight of it.
Turns out that fatballs actually are a Dutch treat, not just some weird thing Michiganders cooked up. Fatballs are identified by a number of names in the motherland -- order up an oliebollen, vet ballen, smoutebollen or oliekoecken and youll be given a good ole ball of fat.
We took our oliebollen to the gazebo to enjoy music from a Dutch folk group direct from Holland, Moederleet. Just as we were contemplating picking up a case of Heineken and heading backstage to party with the band, the full impact of Davids vet ballen hit.
Our delightful day amongst the tulips came to an abrupt and unfortunate end. Lets just say that if you ever find yourself in Holland, Michigan you might want to avoid the Shell station. The bathroom will never be the same.David & Veronica, GypsyNester.com